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spam - silver Harloe

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Now, at work I get a lot of spam, but the filter we have is pretty good at putting it in my junk folder. I look at it daily to make sure there's no false positives (mail I really want) and am two clicks from making it go away forever. All I see is the titles -- no message preview in my junk folder. Which is just how I want it.

Anyway, I was scanning the "from/title" list tonight and saw something funny (but not, oddly, funny enough to make me look at the message. I still deleted it having seen nothing but the title and bogus from address)...

"she will probably put out"


I thought spam was supposed to be over the top and ambitious and crazy and exaggurated. Where's the "she'll do you in an instant"?

"probably"?! hell, I don't need spam for probably. I can go any nightclub and see probably. Spam is supposed to be selling me the hot chick who is awaiting nothing more than my whim.

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Date:October 28th, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
you guys ought to buy our service, we get the lowest false postive rate in the industry

unless like one chick who called this morning you do something stupid

she put in a rule to quarantine anything that had "sex" in the header or body

sounds ok, maybe a little draconian but reasonable

except the name of there server is [comapny name]USExchange01, and that servername was on every message id that went through

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Date:October 28th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
"probably" because, you know, she's a little innocent, and needs you to show her how.
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Date:October 31st, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)

it is a narrow fetish...

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Date:November 2nd, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)

Can you....

Can you give me an Email address I can use for you? I need to catch you up and didn't want to spam your journal. :)

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